“Every day of quarantine is a fine opportunity to fuck up things all over again and not worrying about it. Because there is no one to watch your mess.”

“There are those much more rare people who never lose their curiosity, their almost childlike wonder at the world; those people who continue to learn and to grow intellectually until the day they die. And these usually are the people who make contributions, who leave some part of the world a little better off than it was before they entered it.” William Herbert Sheldon

If there was ever a quote I would want to sum up my life it is this one!! I can honestly say I had no idea I had this many stupid ideas in my head or that I would care so little about looking ridiculous but here we are seven weeks in and since day 6 I haven’t missed a day or doubled a video!! I am 100% putting this shit on my CV.

You spin me right round, baby. Right round like a record, baby! Then I got off, fell over and felt sick!!

I am sure I am not the only person that heard this but remember when you were a kid and your (usually) dad would joke that the bench/sit was the best ride at the fair! Well, I 100% get that now, fuck if I spin round once I have to sit down for 20 minutes to recover from it. A few years ago I got an infection and ended up with a constant vertigo attack for 8 weeks (yep bed bound for 8 weeks) and now if I even move my head to fast I want to throw up!! It took several hours to recover form this video!

I got to be your friend now, baby
And I would like to move in just a little bit closerAll I know is that to me
You look like you’re lots of fun
Open up your lovin’ arms
Watch out, here I comeYou spin me right round, baby
Right round like a record, baby
Right round round round

Me & Wilford (new bestie he’s pretty and all but the conversation sucks!) were going to ride around Amsterdam today! We planned on taking in all the sites, have a cheeky stop in a cafe and frolic in the tulip fields but it turns out you can actually forget how to ride a bike! Who knew! I mean how the hell do you forget to ride a bike however, it might have something to do with the bike, I found it in my shed god knows who it belongs to!!

Bicycle races are coming your way
So forget all your duties, oh yeah
Fat bottomed girls, they’ll be riding today
So look out for those beauties, oh yeah
On your marks! Get set! Go!

Bicycle race, bicycle race, bicycle race
Bicycle, bicycle, bicycle
I want to ride my
Bicycle, bicycle
Bicycle, bicycle, bicycle, bicycle race (I want a bicycle race)

Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’ rollin’ 🚗 Driving myself around the bend! 🤣 I have to say have a 3 year old niece has massively helped with my array of props during this time. However, she is 3 and weighs about the same as a bag of sugar and I weigh about the same as a truck of sugar. It is safe to say when all this ends I owe her some new toys!! First on the list is a new ride one because this little fella couldn’t take my fat arse!!

I move in, now move out, hands up, now hands down!
Back up, back up, tell me what you’re gonna do now!
Breathe in, now breathe out, hands up, now hands down!
Back up, back up, tell me what you’re gonna do now!
Keep rollin’, rollin’, rollin’, rollin’ (What?)
Keep rollin’, rollin’, rollin’, rollin’ (Come on!)


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