STAY AT HOME // SHARK ATTACK, THE FLOOR IS LAVA & WILD SWIM

STAY AT HOME // SHARK ATTACK, THE FLOOR IS LAVA & WILD SWIM

“While you are waiting for those certain things to happen, I hope you know there are still books to read. There are still people worth getting to know…” Morgan Harper Nichols

It is now safe to say that me and lock down are getting on pretty damn well!! In fact we are besties! I had no idea I would adapt so quickly to such a shitty situation but here we are! If anything lock down has taught me a lot about who I am and who I want to become! Must importantly it has taught me it doesn’t matter what other people think of you.

Me & Wilford did some open water swimming!! Wilford has become my companion during these difficult times although he isn’t great at conversation. Just as we were about to swim back to shore we spotted a Great White Shark!! There was a struggle but we made it back alive!! No sharks were harmed in the making of this video!! Sharks are our friends!! 麗 #gonnaneedabiggerboat 

The most impressive part of this video is that for absolutely no reason at all my camera decided to mess up the light (it was in fact a bright beautiful day and my bathroom was super light, my phone from the music must have decided I needed a more moody look). FYI Jaws in one of my absolute favourite films!!

Your mission if you choose to accept it……Get around the kitchen without touching the floor it’s made of lava!!

Clearly giving Tom Cruise a run for his money here!! Although I really really hope my landlord doesn’t see this I am hardly a little delicate flower but he should understand I mean the floor was made of lava for god’s sake! I can’t be burning my legs off to get to the fridge

Swish your tail And dive on in And trust…That…if…you Just keep swimming Just keep swimming Life isn’t all that grim!

Anyone else missing swimming? I’m not even a great Swimmer but I miss it!! And what better way to keep your stamina up than practising on a table in the middle of your kitchen?? Exactly what I thought!! Not going to lie I used half a bottle of fairy liquid to avoid any awkward friction burns. Just saying

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