STAY AT HOME // CLAM LIFE, STAIR SURFING & SUCK MY DICK

STAY AT HOME // CLAM LIFE, STAIR SURFING & SUCK MY DICK

“What a lovely surprise to finally discover how unlonely being alone can be.” Ellen Burstyn

I mean if this was a Mexican pool and not my bath tub I would be in absolute in heaven but beggars can’t be choosers. If you cannot go to Mexico bring Mexico to you!! And how have I never discovered the joys of drinking wine in the bath before??? Basically this picture sums up me Livin my best isolation life!!

Don’t go chasing waterfalls
Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you’re used to
I know that you’re gonna have it your way or nothing at all
But I think you’re moving too fastLittle precious has a natural obsession for temptation
But he just can’t see
She give him loving that his body can’t handle
But all he can say is, “Baby, it’s good to me”
One day he goes…

How I haven’t shattered my glass shower screen I have no idea!!! I’m buying a house after this with a double width bathtub!!

One of my absolute favourite memories from my childhood is stair surfing, down my grandparents stairs which literally went out into their front garden!! And to make that experience even more magical they lived at the top of a hill over looking fields. (FYI I might have ruined all the paint work on my walls, but hey I can repaint). I can’t tell you the absolute joy this gave me, nothing is more magical then recreating the small little adventures you had as a child. My inner 5 year old was absolutely beaming from ear to ear!! Not entirely sure what the neighbours thought I was doing though!! And as an added bonus pulling a mattress up the stairs repeatedly was a great workout!

We’ll all be planning that route
We’re gonna take real soon
We’re waxing down our surfboards
We can’t wait for June
We’ll all be gone for the summer
We’re on surfari to stay
Tell the teacher we’re surfin’

This is why I am not allowed to do arts and crafts!! But for sure 2020 can suck my dick!! I am done with it! 2021 is going to be my year this was just a practise run anyway!! And can I just say if my career in marketing doesn’t pan out then I am 100% going into mug design, hell I might even start designing plates too.

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