I go the toilet the same way as you!


If you follow me on social media you might have noticed I have particularly long nails ( apparently ), they are absolutely my little guilty pleasure. I get asked everyday about them mainly how do you go the toilet, well unless I’m doing it wrong the same way as everyone else. I have had them this length for two years now and I just love them there is absolutely nothing I can’t do with them unfortunately I get daily abuse about them. Mainly people assume I don’t work and just live on benefits, I don’t clean my house or I couldn’t do there job to which I just blink blankly and walk off I don’t need that kind of negativity in my life and really if you have nothing to say just be quite.

Anyway enough of that I wanted to share some of my favourite nail looks with you and considering I don’t know anything about make up and hair I put lots of time and money into my nails ( go figure ). I have them changed every two weeks and I base my colours on any special occasions I’m going to and trying my best to match the weather and outfits I will be wearing for those two weeks. I have tried having them shorter but I totally freaked out at this point I would rather have my hair chopped off than my nails. And plus Dave and my bunnies love them long, I give the best scratches.

I’m not going to lie something’s have been harder to master like getting the pound out a trolley, that took about 12 months to master. Putting keys on a keyring took about 6 months of practice but I once had them removed ( it only lasted 45 minutes ) because I could literally do nothing, I couldn’t use my phone or apply my make up, I got my butt back to the nail bar and had them out back on. That was a scary 45 minutes!! ┬áJamie will tell you he has to sleep in armour as I wave my arms around a lot in my sleep and usually he gets poked in the face, or when I’ve tried to be cute and girly I’ve poked him in the eye losing me ten cool points. But beauty is pain, my beauty his pain.


These pink and silver leopard print nails were my absolutely favourite look, they were so cute and girly I fell instantly in love and can’t wait to have them done again.



  1. May 7, 2016 / 1:47 pm

    I love this so much!! So what if you have slightly longer nails than most, what’s it got to do with other people as long as you love them?!
    I love the grey ones and the glitter! I bet a grey with a silver glitter on the accent finger would look fab for winter.


    • May 9, 2016 / 8:41 pm

      I’m definitely going to try the grey and glitter thank you! They might be fake but it’s still body shaming and very wrong!

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